LMFAO, wtf? Nice man hands. This dude's hands are half the size of his face. It looks ridiculous seeing Elliot's proportions while wearing a dress. And look at the width of those shoulders. Nigga could probably get some decent gains if he wasn't a eunuch.

Yucky rolls detected around the midsection as well

Nice dress, stupid. Love seeing the female kiwis mock your lack of fashion sense.

Of course, after hearing his autistic Kermit voice ramble on in a few videos, which I'd never really heard, it's clear what a fucking tech autist he is. You can just imagine his tiny eyes darting frantically back and forth, a foul stench emanating from his sweaty, ill-fitting dress, as he blogs about Kiwi Farms all day, every day. Are we surprised this nigga can't dress himself?

Elliot Dong-Gone is truly a hilarious spectacle to behold. Well, besides him being a confirmed rapist.

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